The One About Scabies

I just got back from a birthday dinner for my dear sweet friend who has lots of other friends that I don't know. I did my best to engage in my usual slightly awkward small talk. There was a guy there whom I often small talk with. As we spoke I off handedly commented that we had spoken more in that moment than we had ever spoken. He politely disagreed, and said that our very first conversation over 2 years ago had been much more in-depth. I did not remember this moment so inquired for more details. Apparently myself and said gentlemen were riding in a car together  and I spent the entire trip explaining how I thought I had scabies. What can I say... I am unforgettable.